Introducing our premium 100% cotton flour sack towel, featuring a bold black and white text that reads "You drink too much, you cuss too much, you have questionable morals… Everything I wanted in a friend." Measuring 27″ x 18″, this towel is the perfect addition to any kitchen, providing both functionality and a touch of sophistication. Surround yourself with friends who appreciate the finer things in life with this luxurious towel.